Murder and Marshmallows

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A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words...

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. 
Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

(Source: maddierose)

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I just wanted to bring down your grim façade and for once let you see the world the way I see it, giggling in a corner and bleeding. But you’ve denied me even that.

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sinistersartorialist:

Hi Everyone!
To celebrate Sinister Sartorialist being 1 year old today I’m having a contest. In the image above you can see 3 charms. I absolutely adore the lolita skeleton cameo style and I bought a bunch of them over a year ago. Recently I finally found some settings that go well with them and now I want to make something with them. As a prize, I am going to give one of you some jewelry made with one of the cameos.
The winner can choose the color of the cameo and whether they want:
A necklace,
A ring, or
A brooch
I may get fancy and add things to the cameo jewelry or I may just put the cameo on a pin, ring setting or chain. YOU DON’T KNOW! But I think it’ll look great! And you’ll have something I made myself! Double win!
I’ll then make a twin of it and you and I will have a matching accessory. :) I may ask you to take a picture with it on a day I’m wearing mine and share it with the blog! Or you can request that I not make a twin and I’ll do something else with my version.
TO WIN:
I will choose 1 winner randomly of the people who do one of the following:
Follow Sinister Sartorialist
Reblog this post
So if you follow me and you reblog this post you’ll be entered twice right there! You can reblog as many times as you like and each one will count as a separate entry.
The contest will end in one week, on Wednesday, May 2nd at 10PM. I’ll reblog this at least once a day in case people miss it and to give you more opportunities to reblog. :)
Once a winner is selected, I will announce it on Sinister Sartorialist and message the winner so that can tell me their preferences and mailing address.

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theoddoneoutt:

If you have never met Briony you should curl over with jealousy because I have the privilege of knowing her.

She is beautiful and she is fantastic.

She is truly and incredible person, and I will cherish our friendship forever.

She makes me smile out of the blue when nothing else can.

Therefore, I love her and you should be jealous.

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eloweasel:

dignitatis:

nickjamesbxtch:

any cunt that does this is fucked in the head.

Just stop

Wouldn’t this… Destroy all your tendons?!

You’re doing it wrong… Really wrong

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where-did-you-get-a-handgrenade:

idk-about-life:

sammyshadenoughnow:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

Holy shit .

Epic as FUCK.